8. How to waddle like a penguin.
9. The awesomeness that is the ability to grow a freakin’ human being.
10. Willing the worst pain of your life to come. SOON.
11. How you can be hot when there is ice dripping from the air conditioner.
12. What it is like to have to pee every 15 minutes. All. Night. Long.
13. Crying because the fast food worker got your order wrong.
14. The urge to punch complete strangers in the neck when they comment on how big you are.